turkey season

There's been a lot of turkey talk in the house lately. There's also been quite a bit of discussion about falling in love, girlfriends and marriage.  My eldest (6) thinks that you fall in love when you play together a lot and "be helpful". Hambone (4 this week) simply counts his "gRilfriends" daily:  1-2-3-4-5-6-7 in the 2-19 age group. Today I asked them why I married Horace and they suggested that he's "good at hunting and fishing and very strong".  It's not untrue.  And then there's this: