technical direction: who to date/marry

My father says that if it doesn't wear a belt (when pants have loops) and it can't swing a hammer, you can't date it.  This has proven to be sage advice.  And I could have warned others as to the imminent demise of their relationship based on the above.   I might also add that an individual with technical direction experience is marriage material, if you need a spouse and/or technical direction, of course. Antler set-up for a swamp deer Halloween pumpkin: