An "accident" report filed at your child's school pertains to someone falling, tripping, bruising oneself, or possibly being bitten or hit (by another child). During the last year-plus, I have signed a number of these reports with my son falling into the non-aggressor category. Today, most unfortunately, I hancocked one involving a football, another child and my son's teeth.
Oy! Unlucky turn of events.
On the way home from school, I told my husband that if our boy gets "invited" to leave this institution, I might not be able to get him in another one and he'd be forced into less desirable educational circles.
"Don't worry," he said, "There are no background checks for two year olds."
photo: walker evans, http://www.leegallery.com/evans.html